Jerry Jones, fan of the blog, is continuing my work out in the streets. In the now infamous Jerry Jones drunken cell phone video, the wise old owner (and arguably best businessman in the world) completely disses Tebow for the untalented junk that he is. Jerry went on to say that Tebow will not be a great NFL quarterback and that he would never draft him because he would never get on the field. So people, if you do not take my word for it, here is an NFL owner giving you the truth.
Jerry Jones Has Spoken: Tebow Sucks
April 20th, 2010Lane Kiffin to USC
January 12th, 2010Apparently Lane Kiffin, my boy, is going to be the new coach at USC. While I would rather see him causing havoc in the SEC, the Pac-10 will allow him to coach in the best conference in college football. Who? Pac-10!
Vote TCU Over Texas
December 5th, 2009Texas is the biggest joke of a team I have ever seen and will surely be destroyed by Bama. Do the right thing and put TCU in over these undeserving assholes. If you Harris and Coaches poll voters have any idea what you are doing, you will send Mack Brown out to cry with Tebow.
Colt McCoy was even more of a disappointment today than Tebow. Let’s face it. In the end, he is a loser. This guy is no Vince Young. I almost wanted to see him cry more than Tebow.
Tim Tebow Crying Sucks, Florida Gators Suck
December 5th, 2009I told you. I told all you haters. All year long I was right. Tim Tebow and the Florida Gators are just a huge joke. They cannot beat any good teams. Alabama thoroughly destroyed them. Absolutely nothing Florida could do to stop them. I gotta tip my hat to Bama. They showed up and exposed Florida for the trash that they are.
There is not a more satisfying feeling than looking at the Florida sideline and looking at all those crybabies, mainly Urban Meyer. Everyone came on here trying to trash my site and say how wrong was I was. Well what now, bitch?
It is truly an honor to have successfully conveyed how bad the Gators are. Tim Tebow will now go out of college football nothing more than a loser. He came up short, could not get it done. McElroy on the other hand. That man is a thoroughbred winner straight out of Texas. That is how we breed em down in Texas, baby!
Hey Tebow, I know you’re sad. But hey, it’s me, and I’m ALWAYS right. Keep crying, ESPN will probably collect your tears as a souvenir.
SEC Championship Game
December 5th, 2009Alabama comes out firing. 48 yard field goal attempt is good. 3-0 Tide
Tide gets the stop on 3rd and 8. Gators punt. No Return.
Florida defense looks non-existent. Bama having their way with the Gators.
76 yard drive finished by Mark Ingram touchdown run. Tide missed PAT. 9-0 Bama
Florida field goal. 9-3 Bama
Bama Field Goal. 12-3
Florida TD. 12-10
Mark Ingram catch for 69 yards.
Mark Ingram TD run. 19-10. 59 second drive.
Florida FG. 19-13.
Bama TD. 26-13 Bama
Bama TD. 2 pt conversion failed. 32-13
Tebow fumbles while getting sacked. Alabama ball, but the SEC officials overturn the call because they have no idea what they are doing. It was obvious the ball was coming out before Tebow’s arm went forwards. SEC Refs Suck!
Oh sweet karma. Alabama intercepts the ball in the endzone. Touchback. Urban Meyer throws his headset like the big, huge baby that he is. Stop crying.
Lane Kiffin College Gameday Guest Picker
December 5th, 2009Lane Kiffin, my boy, is the guest picker on one of the greatest shows on television – College Gameday. He will be making his picks shortly, but I must say I was surprised that ESPN picked him. The more publicity for this man, the better.
Lane Kiffin’s Picks:
Florida vs. Alabama – SEC Championship
Wisconsin vs. Hawaii
Arizona vs. USC
Cal vs. Washington – He picked my Huskies!!!
South Florida vs Uconn
West Virginia vs Rutgers
Cinci vs. Pitt – Big Least Championship
Houston vs. ECU – C-USA Championship
Georgia Tech vs. Clemson – ACC Championship
Texas vs. Nebraska – Big 12 Championship
Also, apparently my boy Nick Swisher has the best guest picker record.
Carlos Dunlap Arrested for Drunk Driving
December 2nd, 2009Wow. What a dumbass. Words cannot even begin to describe how stupid Carlos Dunlap is. Looks like I was right about the intelligence level required to get into the University of Florida.
For those who don’t know, Florida Gators starting defensive end Carlos Dunlap was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Tuesday morning in Gainesville. This arrest will no doubt cause a huge distraction for the Florida Gators and put coach Urban Meyer in a very tough spot.
Early in the morning, police officers responded to a reckless driving complaint and found Dunlap’s 2000 Chrysler stopped at a traffic light near the 200 block of W. 34th Street where the light was green. They approached the car and found Dunlap slumped over in the driver’s seat. He appeared to be asleep. The car’s windows were cracked so they attempted to wake him up. They talked to him and he would only open his eyes for a few seconds and then fall back asleep. Officers were able to unlock the car and turn off the ignition. Officers reported that Dunlap “had trouble listening to instructions.” He was given a field sobriety test and performed “poorly”. He also refused to take a Breathalyzer at the scene.
Florida coach Urban Meyer announced after practice Tuesday evening that Dunlap has been suspended indefinitely from the team and will not play for the Gators against Alabama in the SEC Championship on Saturday in Atlanta’s Georgia Dome.
Texas Longhorns Suck!
November 27th, 2009I hate the BCS and the SEC as much as anyone, we all know this. However, unlike most people, I am fair in my assessments. Not only are Florida and Alabama two very overrated teams, but Texas might just be overrated than these two combined! Never in my life have I seen a team struggle more with a crappy opponent. Florida and Bama would have finished off the Aggies by the 2nd quarter. I used to want Texas to go beat up on the SEC, but the more I consider it, I think I am changing my mind!
Colt McCoy may be a great guy and he may have won more games than a lot of people at his position. Let’s be honest though, when it comes to getting it done, Tebow got it done, as did Vince Young. McCoy? Not so much. So why does the media make such a big deal about a guy who at best came close? He is not a winner. If he were, he would have a ring on at least one of his fingers.
So I have mostly made up my mind. If, and this is a big if, Texas gets to the National Championship, there will be an Alabama team waiting who will straight out wax them. I’m tired of Texas. They are not the best at anything. They are not even the best football team in their state. (See TCU) You could also argue that this year, McCoy is not even the best quarterback in Texas (See Andy Dalton and Jerod Johnson). Johnson was throwing that ball all day long into the teeth of Texas’ swiss cheese defense and he was way more successful than McCoy.
Another reason I don’t like Texas? The whining! I’m tired of it. They get more media attention than everyone save Tebow yet all they do is complain. Whine about Oklahoma going instead of them last year (they were probably right about this), yet it was because they did not handle business! The main culprit here is Mack Brown. I hate Urban Meyer, but I will say that when he is on TV is not whining like a big baby.
So, for now, I tip my hat to Bama. If they play Texas I will root for them. But I have a feeling Texas still has one more game in which they will choke it all away.
Tim Tebow Sucks Power Rankings – Week 12 (Nov. 15)
November 15th, 20091 TCU (10-0)
2 Texas (10-0)
3 Florida (10-0)
4 Alabama (10-0)
5 Boise State (10-0)
6 Stanford (7-3)
7 Pittsburgh (9-1)
8 Utah (8-2)
9 Clemson (7-3)
10 BYU (8-2)
11 Georgia Tech (10-1)
12 Cincinnati (10-0)
13 Oregon (8-2)
14 LSU (8-2)
15 USC (7-3)
TCU takes over the top spot after beating their 3rd ranked opponent. Washington (OK they have several legitimate losses), Arizona, Tennessee, and Oklahoma were dropped. Georgia Tech, Cincinnati, Oregon and LSU were added.
Florida Gators Nike Pro Combat Jersey, Uniform
November 11th, 2009The Pro Combat uniform is Nike’s latest attempt to make every school look like Oregon. If you ask me, of the 10 schools, all of the uniform’s are extremely unexciting except for TCU’s, which actually looks like some thought and Nike effort went into it. The uniform seems to consist of Blue Pants and a Blue Jersey. I can’t tell whether these new Nike uniforms for the Florida Gators make them look like the Blue Men Group or Boise State. Either way, it is a bad look for Florida.
The white helmet presented by Nike looks like the helmets that the Florida Gators wore back in the 60s.
These uniforms will only be worn for one game, but this one game will be Tim Tebow’s last home game in the Swamp.
These Pro Combat uniforms utilize superior technology, it just would have been nicer if the majority of them were not white or a rip-off of another team’s jersey. (See my post about LSU’s uniforms)
Florida Gator's Nike Pro Combat Uniform
LSU Steals Washington Huskies’ Uniforms
November 10th, 2009As if getting statistically dominated by the Washington Huskies was not enough for LSU, Nike has now designed them uniforms that will allow them to BE Washington. Thanks to Nike’s new initiative to outfit 10 teams in custom Nike Pro-Combat uniforms for their rivalry games, LSU will be wearing a jersey that is a complete rip of Washington’s uniforms. See for yourself. This is probably a secert mission by the SEC to try and become the Pac-10, who is actually the best conference in college football. According to several experts, it is unlikely that these Washington uniforms will help LSU rise above their mediocrity.
LSU steals Washington's uniform.
Tim Tebow Sucks Power Rankings – Week 11 (Nov. 8)
November 7th, 20091 Texas (9-0)
2 TCU (9-0)
3 Florida (9-0)
4 Alabama (9-0)
5 Boise State (9-0)
6 Utah (8-1)
7 Pittsburgh (8-1)
8 Stanford (6-3)
9 Washington (3-6)
10 Arizona (6-2)
11 USC (7-2)
12 BYU (7-2)
13 Clemson (5-3)
14 Tennessee (4-4)
15 Oklahoma (5-3)
Urban Meyer is a Joke
November 7th, 2009Florida Gators coach Urban Meyer was fined $30,000 by the SEC for public comments he made regarding a call he believes officials missed during last week’s game against Georgia.
It is the first time the SEC has fined a coach under bylaws the conference toughened late last month, following an onslaught of public comments by SEC coaches questioning calls and criticizing officials. The SEC felt that the coaches and their comments were making the conference look more embarrassing by the week, especially after fans across the country and the media noticed top SEC teams like Florida and Alabama barely getting by and having to cheat to win.
Meyer violated the SEC code of ethics. SEC bylaw 10.5.4 clearly states that the coaches, players and support personnel shall refrain from public criticism of officials. Meyer, of course, is an idiot. Why would you criticize the same officials that hep your team cheat every week. It makes absolutely no sense. The again, it is Florida, where insane behavior is accepted as completely normal. See Spikes eye gouging for further reading.
SEC Has No Sportsmanship – Brandon Spikes Eye Gouge
November 3rd, 2009In case you missed it, Florida linebacker Brandon Spikes was caught purposefully jamming his fingers through the facemask of Gerogia running back Washaun Ealey on Saturday in an effort to rip his eyes out. Eye-gouging is considered such a foul, filthy act that it’s banned by even our most blatantly combative exercises, including mixed martial arts and pro wrestling.
Apparently to Urban Meyer however, eye gouging is perfectly acceptable behavior. For one of the ugliest plays there is in football Meyer has decided to bench his star linebacker for the first half of the Gators’ game against Vanderbilt. Wow. One whole half. At least make it a full game Urban.
There is absolutely no way to justify this penalty, even though the SEC is apparently OK with it. Urban Meyer clearly thinks that the members of his team can get away with anything. They have already cheated with the referees to win at least two games and now this. I am so tired of the poor class that the Florida Gators have. Remember Tim Tebow doing the Gator chomp?
You could even argue that this is not just an SEC problem. Even though I love the Pac-10, I must admit that Oregon is comparable to the class of Florida. They have none. Just ask Lagarrette Blount. His punch against Boise State was an embarrassment to his school. And now apparently Oregon might let him come back? Don’t pull an Urban Meyer. When someone pulls a punk move kick them off the team permanently.
SEC Refs Suck, Florida-Arkansas Team Suspended
October 21st, 2009As if the SEC teams did not suck enough, my suspicions about their referees being clueless have come true as well. The SEC should be embarrassed by this. Parading around like they are the best conference, yet they have to let their refs cheat to help Florida win. SEC commissioner Mike Slive removed the officiating crew from Saturday’s Arkansas at Florida football game from its next scheduled assignment on Oct. 31. Although Slive then claimed “I believe our officiating program is the best in the country, however, there are times when these actions must be taken.” However, if your refs were the best in the country, you would not have to punish them like little kids. It amazes me how week after week the SEC never fails to prove how small time they are. This crew will not be assigned to work a game as a unit again until November 14, according to an SEC press release. This is the same crew that gave LSU the win over Georgia a few weeks ago.
LSU, Georgia Show How Much They Suck
October 4th, 2009LSU and Georgia met yesterday in Georgia from one of the most boring games to ever be seen on television. The score at half time was 6-0 LSU. And both of these teams are in the top 25? LSU ran 44 plays in the first half and managed to score only 6 points. In fact, neither team reached the end zone through the first three quarters.
LSU squandered two scoring chances from the Georgia 9 — one when Jordan Jefferson was picked off in the end zone, another when the Tigers were stuffed on fourth-and-inches.
LSU was 5-14 on 3rd downs, while Georgia was 7-17.
As for the quarterbacks, they both had some of the worst performances of all time. Jordan Jefferson was 18 for 27 with 0 touchdowns and 1 interception and was also sacked an astonishing 6 times by Georgia’s defense. Joe “Sucks” Cox was 18 for 34 with 2 touchdowns and 1 interception.
Somehow, LSU won this game 20-13. They obviously benefited from the 2 excessive celebration calls on Georgia.
Ole Miss Sucks, SEC Weak…Again, Jevan Snead Sucks
September 24th, 2009Ole Miss, like every SEC team that is overrated seems to think that because the media loves them so much that they do no need to show up to play on national television. NEWSFLASH! I saw you Ole Miss. You looked like the garbage SEC trash that you are. How in the world you came to be ranked “#4″ by the voting media-elite is quite possibly one of the biggest mysteries in all of college sports. Fortunately, that mistake will not be happening again.
And what was all that nonsense ESPN was talking about your “great” or “amazing” or “can play on Sunday” quarterback Jevan Snead? 7 for 21! You wasn’t serious was you? That has to be the biggest choke I ever seen on national television. Dude, ya garbage and ye ain’t no Sunday quarterback. I think you and Tim Tebow should start a club for you and your fellow SEC quarterbacks that will never amount to anything more than decent college quarterbacks.
Houston Nutt. I love you, but that was when you was at Our Can, I mean Arkansas, baby.
Lane Kiffin – A True Hero, Genius
September 22nd, 2009Lane Kiffin is still talking trash with Urban Meyer. Kiffin’s latest spiel had to do with the fact that Florida did not disclose illness on their team until after the disappointing “win” over Tennessee. Clearly, Florida is not #1 in the country. Now to convince the AP/Coaches poll tricksters.
Tim Tebow had no response to Lane Kiffin’s comments.
Tennessee Outplays Florida in the Swamp, Tebow is Embarrassed
September 20th, 2009Lane Kiffin and Tennessee sure outplayed Florida and Tebow in the Swamp on Saturday. The Volunteers managed to hold Tim Tebow to 115 yards passing and only gave up 76 yards on Tebow’s 24 rush attempts. This only proves how much Tebow sucks. Everyone on ESPN was talking all kinds of crap about how Tebow was going to show up Kiffin for his trash talking, but when it came down to handling business, Tebow barely did anything when he was the one with the home field advantage. Florida is #1 in the nation according to the media and the AP poll, yet they managed to only win by 10 points? What a joke. Tebow sucks, Florida sucks and Lane Kiffin should be immortalized somewhere. It is about time that someone has the balls to standout to Tebow and Florida and call them out for the scum (swamp anyone?) that they are.
Florida Has a Super Easy Schedule
September 18th, 2009It is no wonder the media gave Florida the championship 3 months ago. Has anyone looked at their schedule? Not one good team. No USC, no Big 12, no Pac-10. Not one legitimate ranked team. LSU is a decent team. Definitely not top-25 material, mind you. Did you see them get abused by Washington in week 1? Check the stats. The only other team of note is Georgia, possibly one of the most overrated teams of all time. I was at their week 1 game at Oklahoma State and have never seen 2 more overrated teams in my life. My thoughts were of course confirmed when Houston came to Stillwater and put a beating on the Pokes at Boone Pickens Stadium. “But they play an SEC schedule!!!11!!” Yeah, nice try. The SEC is garbage. There is no other team in the SEC besides Florida that is any good and there is really no way that you could ever make such an argument.
Unless Florida is the only team to go undefeated they do not deserve to play for the national championship.
And by the way – Tebow Sucks!
Washington Destroys #11 LSU
September 6th, 2009The Washington Huskies statistically dominated LSU in every possible way yesterday. The Huskies had a time of possession of 36:52 with LSU managing only 23:08. So much for the SEC playing good defense. I actually stayed up all through the night to watch this game from my hotel room in Norman, Oklahoma. (I was at the Oklahoma State vs. Georgia game earlier in the day. I stayed in Norman because all the Boomer Sooners were in Dallas for the BYU game.) The Huskies also put up 478 yards of total offense, while LSU managed only 321 yards. Washington’s Quarterback Jake Locker appears to be an early Heisman Trophy contender, while LSU’s QB Jordan Jefferson seems destined for the trash heap. LSU won the game 31-23.
Tim Tebow is Not a Student Athlete
September 3rd, 2009Hopefully, Tebow will soon rid the world of this nonsense. Tebow is hardly a student-athlete. Tebow needs only one class to graduate, so he’s taking something called a “senior seminar”, which meets once a week for one hour and is akin to Matt Leinart waltzing through ballroom dancing in his final semester. Tebow did not even know what the class was called.
Tim Tebow Poses Topless for GQ Magazine
August 19th, 2009Time Tebow, the most conceited, self-centered human being in college football, if not the world, is at it again. This time he has decided to pose without a shirt on for GQ magazine. Apparently, this is part of some effort on his part to encourage people that working out can make their body look good.
The usually clean-cut Heisman winner getting naughty in the latest issue of GQ is just the latest college loser to go shirtless for the camera.
The photos of Tim Tebow include Tebow in only his Gator-blue pants holding a football accompanying an article titled “Does God have a Tim Tebow complex?” by Jason Fagone.
Will the madness never end?
Tim Tebow takes his shirt off for GQ Magazine
Which SEC coach did not vote for Tim Tebow?
July 23rd, 2009Good news! Tim Tebow was not a unanimous selection by the SEC coaches for preseason first-team All-SEC quarterback. At this time, it is unknown which coach did not vote for Tim Tebow, but when I find out, he will be receiving an award from this site. About time that someone realizes how much Tim Tebow sucks and that he is not as great as everyone thinks he is. Have a nice slice of humble pie, Tim Tebow.
UPDATE:
It seems the culprit was none other than Steve Spurrier. However, he has asked that his vote be changed, which will result in a forfeit of the award that I offered.
I Hate Tim Tebow
January 28th, 2009Tim Tebow is the most overrated player in all of college football. The media loves him, but for what reasons? He is a ball hog pure and simple. Why they were not stopped is a mystery to me because 80% of the plays called were runs by Tim Tebow. This site is dedicated to exposing Tim Tebow for the fraud that he is. Heisman quality my ass.